*clever wordplay*

tilthat

TIL the book ‘Walden’ by Henry David Thoreau is often seen as a ‘bible’ for self-sufficiency enthusiasts. However, while many picture Thoreau as a hermit in the woods, his cabin on the lake was about a mile from town, where he would often go to visit his mother, who did his laundry for him.

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dissemblist

this is every libertarian ever

vampireapologist

anyway there are a lot of jokes made about me being a changeling because of how much I eat and especially how much I ate as a child (sneaking downstairs at 2 AM when I was 10 to eat 15 waffles sort of thing) but what my family really won’t let me forget is that my eating didn’t just have no limits in quantity. I would also eat ANYTHING deemed “Mostly safe.”

They had to keep me out of the dog food. The pickle jar (I’d drink the juice), the butter (downed it by the stick), and most horribly, the Fish Food.

If I got away from my parents as a toddler, I literally would just eat fish food. So that’s some fuckin’ lore for ya

vampireapologist

me, alone in the woods: hey uh if I’m a changeling will someone let me know

the faeries, hiding behind a tree: she’s fucking BACK hide your APPLES

megapope

lol you own an ipod? i have a little book of pictures that i have mentally associated with certain songs so when I want to listen to something I just look at the pictures and remember the song

lesbeet

i hope all lesbians and bi women get to kiss a girl this year

wonderlace19

Bi women also want to kiss boys you know.

lesbeet

good point, i know since we have limited text posts available to us on tumblr dot com it makes sense to buddy up and/or add irrelevant content rather than make an entirely separate one, since that’s difficult to do and is not allowed on this website. thank you for your contribution, it was helpful and entirely welcomed

bengalithor

today’s mood is…lesbianism…just utter dykery….